Friday, September 5, 2014

Avoid the Torture, Skip the Torture Museum


           The Amsterdam Torture Museum, located in the heart of Amsterdam at Singel 449 by the Bloenmarkt, is a compact museum bursting with various medieval torture devices. Overall, I would recommend the museum only to those who have an insatiable morbid curiosity for viewing torture exhibits, as the uninteresting text displays that accompany the devices and the lack of auditory stimuli render the museum dull, lackluster, and not worthy of the 7.50-euro entrance charge. However, despite this prevalent negative view, there are a few aspects of the museum that are interesting to note, and therefore worth mentioning in this review.
            The museum has a handful of redeemable qualities. It as an extensive array of medieval torture contraptions, ranging from a guillotine, to an inquisition chair, to an Iron Maiden of Nuremberg, a spike-laden contraption where purported criminals and witches were placed to languish until they confessed to their sins. 

(Iron Maiden of Nuremberg)


(Example of Torture Device)
The range of devices is astounding, and the museum certainly succeeds in presenting an incredibly extensive assortment of machines. In addition, numerous pictures line the walls next to the various machines, allowing one to witness first-hand how these apparatuses would be used during medieval times. In this respect, the museum succeeds as well, as one is given the opportunity to picture scenes involving the usage of the torture devices. 

(Example of Picture in Torture Museum)
Furthermore, when one enters the museum, he/she notices without delay that the layout has the look and feel of a dungeon. There are numerous stone archways that permeate the museum and connect one room to the next. Uniform gray cement floors and either cement or brick wall sidings are present in all rooms. The interior is very dimly lit, as the museum only utilizes faint blue, red, and orange colors; this gives the inside space a drab and dreary color. In addition, the narrow pathways one takes to traverse the museum greatly contribute to the feeling of being trapped and confined in a small space, something that the torture devices displayed undoubtedly did in medieval times. However, the look and feel of the layout is the only thing the museum does correctly, and every other aspect does not compare to the detail with which the interior is designed.
            As soon as one approaches the museum and purchases a ticket, he/she will immediately notice the upbeat Renaissance-era classical music ringing through the air. This is jarring, as (I believe) eerie, almost grotesque music would more effectively prepare one for what lies ahead. As a result of this joyful music, the museum-goer is puzzled and perplexed at the disconnect, and questions if the display will truly be as frightening as various advertisements about the attraction make it out to be. It would have been more effective (in my view) for the museum to broadcast terrifying music, so as to place me (and any other general observer) in the correct mood.
            Additionally, the way the museum presents the information about the contraptions lacks creativity, and the text displays are incredibly unpleasing and tedious to read. Each placard in the interior has the same mind-numbing format: a short paragraph in text (in six different languages) with a miniscule font, feeble diction and syntax, and bland item description. It is an absolute struggle to get through the entire paragraph, and one feels like gauging his/her eyes out after the second sentence. What’s more, the museum repeats this humdrum format for every single placard in the interior. Reading about the museum therefore becomes a wholly detestable process. Good museums craft their information in an attractive and appealing way so as to instill a sense of excitement and wonder in their audiences. If one considers this a criterion in grading an attraction (which I do), the Torture Museum fails, as the text exhibits greatly diminish the overall quality and visual aesthetic, and render it extremely difficult for viewers to receive a holistic understanding.
            The lack of auditory stimuli also greatly weakens the overall experience for viewers. The only sounds one can hear as he/she makes his/her way through the museum are the footsteps and muffled conversations of other museum patrons. While some would argue that this perpetuates the feeling of a dungeon and is consequently one of the museum’s valid qualities, I contend that the absence of any recorded music or sound further renders the museum as monotonous and tedious to snake through. Any sort of recording would have been welcomed deeply; with properly placed recordings of intense music, sounds of the machines in use, or scenes depicting the situation where a machine would have been used, the museum would have made the experience all the more pleasing and stimulating. However, since it did not accomplish this task, I found myself un-engaged, and nodded off as I traversed the interior. As such and as before, the museum failed, since it botched its attempt to keep me interested.
            In the same line of thinking, even the displays themselves get tedious, as each device is exhibited in the same way, and displayed near in proximity to the next device. Every machine has an identical type of accompanying picture (black and white, almost pencil-like drawings), and is presented in the same, darkly lit manner. On top of that, each contraption is situated extremely close to next on, rendering it difficult for one to process and digest what he/she just inspected. Consequently, one feels an information and visual overload, as he/she is bombarded with images of a new contraption over and over again. Gradually, one’s interest in sorting through this incessant stimuli wanes, and by the end, he/she cannot wait to walk out of the museum, merely glimpsing at the remaining contraptions and not digesting what in the world he/she just viewed. So while the sheer number of machines is one of the museum’s virtues, it also becomes one of its drawbacks by the end.
            As I stated before, I would only recommend this museum for those with a particular interest in medieval technology. The museum certainly succeeded in the fact that it delivered, as promised and advertised to the public, an enormous supply of medieval torture devices (approximately 100). However, the museum failed to render the subject matter exciting for its audience, and thus it cannot be considered anything more than a 2-out-of-5-star attraction. The 7.50-euro charge and the approximately 30 minutes spent wandering through the museum are better suited towards participating in some other activity.
           

            

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